Revenge...

... is a dish breast served cold.   Constantly tormented by two cruel and exceedingly buxom cheerleaders, a pair of petite-bosomed nerdettes vowed to fight back.  What they lacked in bra size they more than made up for in IQ.  The science gals would exact their revenge where the wicked cheerleaders would feel it most.  Their invention would rob their tormentors of their greatest assets, transferring them to the geeky gals.  They would have the brains and the bodies, and the cheerleaders' popularity would fall as flat as their chests.  Sweet, sweet revenge!